Kristen Bell Plays Underpaid Mary Poppins in Funny or Die Parody

mary pIn a new Funny or Die sketch, Kristen Bell plays a fed-up version of Mary Poppins who is quitting her job with the Banks family because it doesn’t provide her with enough money to live on. The Frozen star charmingly sings about why the government should raise the federal minimum wage to the tune of the Disney classic tune “A Spoonful of Sugar.“ Best of all, when the underpaid Poppins opens up her famous umbrella, she finds that it’s broken and declares it “supercalifragilisticexpialibulls**t.“Kristen Bell plays an underpaid Mary Poppins in Funny or Die parody – CBS News: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kristen-bell-plays-underpaid-mary-poppins-funny-or-die-parody/

12 Best Road Trip Songs for Country Fans

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Whether you’re hitting the road with family or trekking across the country with your best friends, summer is the perfect time to take a road trip. CMT put out  a list of 12 great travel-centric country songs to make your long trip go by a little more quickly:

“Life Is a Highway“ Rascal Flatts

“My House,“ Kacey Musgraves

“On the Road Again,” Willie Nelson

“Cruise,” Florida Georgia Line

“More Than Miles,” Brantley Gilbert

“Fastest Girl in Town,” Miranda Lambert

“Drunk on a Plane,” Dierks Bentley

“Highway Don’t Care,” Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift and Keith Urban

“I’ve Been Everywhere,” Johnny Cash

“Amarillo by Morning,” George Strait

“Get Out of This Town,” Carrie Underwood

“Wagon Wheel,” Old Crow Medicine Show

While I agree with SOME of these, I don’t agree with all of them (mainstream suck@$$ songs in particular) What songs would you add to this list?

 

CMT : News : 12 Best Road Trip Songs: http://www.cmt.com/news/country-music/1729455/12-best-road-trip-songs.jhtml

Awesome Map Reveals Dirty-Sounding Cities Around the World

Geotechnologist Gary Gale has created an awesome map that highlights all the dirty-sounding places in the world. The United States boasts a bevy of locations, including Wet Beaver Creek, Arizona; Climax, Georgia; Knob Lick, Kentucky; and Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Meanwhile, across the world, some standouts are Shag Point, New Zealand; Blowhard, Australia and Cum, Brazil. Interestingly, Canada and Russia have very few places with names that evoke giggling.Just TRY Not To Laugh At This Map Of Dirty-Sounding Places From Around The World: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/11/vaguely-rude-place-names-of-the-world_n_5579023.htmlMaps | Vaguely Rude Places: http://maps.geotastic.org/rude/index.php

20 Things Every Man Should Be Able to Do in His Twenties

Sup, bro! You’re in your twenties now; getting dad to cut you a check for “textbooks“ and pouring a girl’s keg cup aren’t going to cut it anymore. It’s time to be a man–or at least enough of a man to master 20 key things that BroBible says every dude in his twenties should know how to do to do. Here are 10 of them click on link for the full list:Turn a steak one time and one time only.Be a generous tipper.Be able to drive a stick.Know how to play chess.Play at least three chords on a guitar.Have the ability to ask a girl who is way out of your league out on a date.Quit drinking cheap alcohol.Have the ability to make a perfect drink, just for your lady.Know how to fillet a fish.Be able to give a compliment.20 Things Every Man Should Be Able to Do In His 20’s | Bro Code, Hot Girls, Funny Stories and Videos, Frat Music, College Stories, Sports News and Videos – BroBible.com: http://www.brobible.com/life/article/things-men-should-do-20s/

100 Greatest Country Songs of All Time

 

Rolling Stone Country recently dropped a list of the 100 Greatest Country Songs of All Time, and topping the list is none other than the Man in Black, Johnny Cash. Cash takes the #1 spot with his iconic song “I Walk The Line,” with other songs in the top 10 including “Crazy” by Patsy Cline, “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” by Hank Williams and “Jolene” by Dolly Parton.

 

Top 10 Country Songs of All Time:

“I Walk The Line” – Johnny Cash

“Crazy” – Patsy Cline

“I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” – Hank Williams

“He Stopped Loving Her Today” – George Jones

“Standing on the Corner” – Jimmie Rodgers

“Stand By your Man” – Tammy Wynette

“You Don’t Know Me” – Ray Charles

“Mama Tried” – Merle Haggard & The Strangers

“Jolene” – Dolly Parton

“Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys” – Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson

What’s your #1 Greatest Country Song of All Time?

100 Greatest Country Songs of All Time Pictures | Rolling Stone: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/100-greatest-country-songs-of-all-time-20140601

Deer Falls From Sky, Smashes Mom’s Car

A deer seemingly fell from the sky onto a Chicago highway yesterday, nearly crushing a mother and her four children, police say. Heidi Conner was driving at more than 70 mph on westbound Interstate 90 when the animal suddenly obliterated her windshield. Witnesses reportedly saw the deer jump or fall from a nearby overpass. Conner told CBS Chicago: “If it had been one inch to the left, it would have been dead center. I wouldn’t have been able to control the car. And one inch to the right, it would have killed my son.“Deer Falls From Sky, Smashes Mom’s Car: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/27/deer-falls-from-sky_n_5398132.html?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

The 10 Most Stolen Cars in the U.S.

If you drive a Honda or Toyota, you’d be well-served to purchase theft insurance, as the two Japanese makes each have two models among LoJack’s list of America’s most frequently stolen cars. Why are Accords so popular with thieves? Since car parts are often interchangeable over multiple model years, thieves can get up to three times the value of the vehicle if they sell it for parts, reports ABC News. At any rate, the 10 most appealing cars to auto thieves are:

1: Honda Accord

2: Honda Civic

3: Toyota Camry

4: Toyota Corolla

5: Chevy Silverado

6: Acura Integra

7: Cadillac Escalade

8: Ford F350

9: Nissan Altima

10: Chevy Tahoe

Why the Honda Accord Is the Most Stolen Vehicle – ABC News: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/honda-accord-stolen-vehicle/story?id=23883693

 

What part of DFW would you NEVER leave your car parked for more than an hour?